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    Friday, March 28th, 2008
    10:48 pm
    SHROOMS: Movie synopsis with commentary.

    SHROOMS

    We start the film with a montage of vague and "scary" scenes, bloody hands, hooded guy, some crying girl maybe, etc.

    Well, thank god that’s over. Five American kids are on a plane to Ireland to do shrooms in the woods. I’m going to call them shrooms all the time, because SHROOMS. I can’t remember any of their names (which seems impossible considering they spend the entire second half of the movie screaming for each other), so I will just refer to them using their over-displayed stereotypes. So we have the sweet, innocent blonde Catholic girl, the main character. There’s also long-haired druggie, slutty brunette, nice girl-turned-slutty brunette, and khaki shorts with flip flops asshole. Now, I am not entirely sure why they’re going on this trip, but I think the blonde knows some Irish dude, although I don’t know how. I think they explain it, I just wasn’t paying attention. I will add now that these characters are really boring. Anyway, on the plane we establish that blondie has feelings for Irish dude, brunette 1 is slutty, and flip flops guy is an idiot.

    At the Ireland airport, a confusing string of ridiculous dialogues occur between some random extras. I really didn’t understand this part, nothing like it would ever actually happen.

    Our heroes take a ride out to the woods in the token Irish dude’s van and hit and kill some sort of… giant rabbit?.. on the way. I’m still unsure what this creature is, but a really stupid scene follows where some creepy woodsmen show up and the Irish dude offers the dead creature up to them for whatever reason, maybe it’s an Irish thing, and they drag its carcass into the woods making crazy noises.

    The kids finally make it to their campsite, mess around for a while, then go searching for shrooms. Slut 2 (I think) finds a shroom with a black dot on the top, and Irish tells them it’s a bad shroom and rambles on about its mystical powers: communing with the dead, foresight, whatever. The blonde finds said shroom a couple of minutes later while wandering around by herself, and not having heard the Irish warning AND totally ignoring the fact that she has never done shrooms and knows NOTHING about them, she fucking eats it. Her only excuse for this is that she seems mystically drawn to the mystical shroom. So she eats it and almost immediately starts convulsing violently and has some sort of vision about the Irish guy kissing her. Meanwhile in the real world, the Irish guy sees her on the ground and gives her CPR. Think about it. Giving CPR to someone having a seizure. What. It works somehow though, she jolts awake and is blubbering about how she saw the future or something.

    Back at the campsite, they put the blonde in a tent and tell her to sleep while Irish tells some convoluted tale about a cult. Apparently, the cult lived in a house nearby and they were terrible people, but there was this one super terrible guy that beat children with a blade. One time, two of the cult children, twins, I think, threw rocks at the cult church and broke some windows. The extra bad guy was pissed, so he hung one of them and put a sack over the other’s head because he burned the kid’s face, I think, but cut eye holes in the sack so burned kid could watch the other kid’s hanging. Coincidentally, weird shit goes down in these woods: campers disappear or turn up dead and mutilated and other common place haunted woods happenings. This story disturbs the Americans, and they get huffy and tell him to stop, but he is already finished.

    They make a tea out of the shrooms, typical, but they leave the fire going and the tea directly on the flame and go to bed. Because tea needs to boil overnight, right? Druggie and slut 2 drink some of the tea, I think, and start fooling around in their tent and the slut freaks out because she thinks someone is watching them. Druggie immediately runs outside to the jock’s tent and accuses him of being a perv. Jock inexplicably punches druggie in the nose, everyone yells, sluts argue, and I think this is just a plot device for slut 1 to kick jock out of the tent. So jock is on the loose, and he is pissed. He takes the pot of shroom tea off the fire, politely pours some in a tea pot, and downs a huge amount of the most certainly boiling-hot tea, seemingly without even noticing the newly formed second degree burns on the inside of his mouth. He wanders through the woods acting like a fool, sees a girl and chases after her for sex, talks to a cow, gets head out of the driver’s side window of a creepy car, and eventually gets stabbed in the pants. I thought it was peculiar that his pants were zipped up after the stabbing. Wasn’t he just on the receiving end of a totally righteous BJ?

    Doesn’t matter, since it was a dream. A dream of the dumb blonde girl, who freaks out and ventures into the woods to find him talking to a cow. She puts him back in his tent and slut 1 wakes up in the morning with her hair cut off.

    He is gone when they wake up, of course, and has apparently taken all of the cell phones out of the van. They decide to drink some shroom tea in the midst of this chaos, which is the dumbest idea, seriously, and set off in quaint girl and boy groups to search for him. The girls do a lot of yelling for jock guy and blonde girl sees someone out in a field. There is an annoyingly extensive tension build-up, then black-clad, hooded figure appears, and they run. I think they find jock’s body somewhere in here. They stop running after a minute only to have a long, poorly written dialogue while they stand around in plain sight, then it’s time to run again and blondie decides they should split up. Slut 2 ends up at an inhabited shed and the creepy woods guys from the beginning of the movie appear in the doorway. They let her in to use the phone, but the phone doesn’t work. Surprised? These guys talk a whole lot, but I seriously did not understand a single fucking word. Not only are they crazy and probably illiterate, but they have super thick Irish accents. Not one word. Best part of the film. Slut 2 retreats to their bathroom and there is some squabbling outside the door that we get a skewed view of. She somehow escapes the bathroom, runs a lot, and there is a stupid and confusing string of events leading to her death. No one cares.

    Blonde girl and slut 1 have reunited and blondie tells slut 1 that slut 2 is dead, she saw it in a vision with another seizure, and they will most assuredly find her body in the lake, right in front of where they happen to be. The timeline in this movie is absolutely nonsensical. They find the dead slut 2, blondie says she herself will be the next one to die (seizure vision, I guess), so slut 1 wants to get away from her, but dies by underwater marsh foe. That is what you get for trudging through haunted waters when there is haunted land mere feet away.

    Meanwhile, Team Dude (consisting of Irish and druggie) is hanging out and someone throws some rocks at them, and you see a face covered by a bag whisper their names. "Druggieee. . ."  They run and I guess see the girls (slut 1 has not died yet, I changed around the event timeline a little for the sake of continuity) on the other side of the lake and yell to meet them at the house at the lake edge. I’m pretty sure this is the cult house of legend. At this point, I was up and milling around in the kitchen out of boredom, so I’m not sure what happened, but when I came back, druggie was dead and Irish had a broken leg. So he and blondie run out of the house together (which I have no idea why there were in in the first place), and Irish is resting against a tree and there is a stupid scene where there are hands creeping down the tree, like climbing. So Irish dies from a head wound by a mysterious tree guy.

    I think the blonde faints and wakes up in an ambulance. There’s a paramedic beside her telling her she’s going to be okay, then his cell phone starts ringing and it’s the blonde calling him! She looks down at her phone in her hand, and even she is surprised! I thought jock guy took all the phones. Then she kills the paramedic. TWIST ENDING. SHE IS THE KILLER. SHE KILLED ALL OF THEM. MY MIND IS BLOWN. Or at least it would be if it made ANY sense at all, which is does not. It isn’t even possible within the rules of the movie. There is no way. But what the hell ever, thank god it’s over. Longest 80 minutes of my life.

    Oh yeah. May contain spoilers.
    Thursday, January 10th, 2008
    11:22 am
    Abortion: More than meets the eye?
    "When my oldest son was five, he was crying, and when I asked him why he was crying, he said, 'I heard that some mommies kill their babies.' I said to him, 'Yes, they do. And that's why there is so much violence in the world.'"

    So there you have it. Republican Catholic mother of five tells you how it is. Abortion is the main cause of all world violence.

    More from Republican Catholic mother of five:
    "I don't believe in global warming because, I mean, I drive a big car, my husband drives an SUV, and I just don't think it's making anything worse."

    If that woman believes she is economical, I am Mother fucking Teresa.
    Thursday, August 9th, 2007
    12:32 am
    MERRKUH
    [22:08] Cassie: http://casisazpizazz.livejournal.com/
    [22:08] Cassie: jessi, i expect you to make one
    [22:13] SpilledMilkInc: Oh jesus
    [22:14] SpilledMilkInc: Haha, I would, but I'm not creative.
    [22:14] Cassie: jessi, if you want me to flatter you, i will
    [22:16] SpilledMilkInc: I think I'm just going to review ones that have already been made.
    [22:17] SpilledMilkInc: There are some pretty racist people out there.
    [22:17] SpilledMilkInc: I'm counting on them to be total ignorant bigots for my own entertainment
    [22:19] SpilledMilkInc: Jesus, is this entire site full of ignorant bigots?
    [22:19] SpilledMilkInc: CASSIE IS THIS AN IGNORANT BIGOT SITE YOU SENT ME TO?
    [22:19] SpilledMilkInc: Oh, and while I'm yelling, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
    [22:19] SpilledMilkInc: One winner, chosen by The Reform Institute art jury, will receive a $1000 scholarship to the school of "life."

    My "reviews" are at the bottom of each one.
    Sunday, July 22nd, 2007
    2:22 pm
    Asleep, 7/20-7/21.
    7/20

    I look up the little bites (? I don't know what they are) Turtle (my kitty) has on his neck on the internet and find stories of the same nature from other people about their cats. They say Ruthan, my previous landlady, had taken an ice pick and stabbed them in the neck over and over. I call my mom to tell her about it.

    I give Madison an X-Men comic as a gift. We are in a totally unrecognizable house (as I usually am in my dreams), but I live there with Shane. Madison walks to the bathroom and Shane comes out and says he needs to get something out of the closet in my room. Apparently, we are sharing a closet.


    7/21

    (This was a veeeerrrrry long and detailed dream, but I can't remember most of it.)

    I'm at a mansion of an elderly queen. There is lots of going in and out, hidden doors and entry ways. I talk to a woman that tells me almost all of my high school teachers smoked pot. Everyone in the mansion seems very busy and I wander around from person to person having random conversations.

    I am out in front of the mansion by myself, and Dubya shows up. He looks around, trying to find a way in, but all of the entrances and doors are hidden. I'm watching him, but I'm pretty sure he's too stupid to see me. I can help him out, but it's much more fun just to watch. After a minute of not being able to get in or even find a doorbell, he starts floating upwards towards a window near the top of the wall. I guess he loses control a little, because he just keeps floating right past the window until he hits a chandelier. The queen finally comes out and I say, "George Bush is here." She looks around, and I point to the ceiling, and he's grinning down at us like an idiot.
    Thursday, July 19th, 2007
    10:39 pm
    Asleep, 7/18.
    Cassie and I have to make a video to "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" by Whitney Houston for a school project. The video is just her running through hedges in front of my house, waving her arms crazily while I film. Later on we watch the tape with a few other people. All of our male friends look uncomfortable.

    I am standing in line at the grocery store and realize I forgot to get hair spray. I run to the hair products aisle, Cassie is there, and I ask her where the hair spray is. She points to it and says, "It's only ten bucks." The tag reads $9.76. Outrageous! I decide not to get it.

    Madison and I forget our groceries, already paid for, inside. The employees are already starting to return all the items to the shelves, and I yell for them to stop. A black man with his son walks up to us and says, "Could you help a poor brother out by giving him your Ovaltine, which he loves?" I look at Madison since it is his Ovaltine, and he seems worried that the man will take it. I say, "Fuck no." The man looked like David Allen Grier.

    Current Music: Parappa the Rapper Soundtrack - Prince Fleaswallow's Rap
    Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
    2:33 pm
    I'm allergic to the world when we're separated
    I've decided that my life when I'm asleep is much more interesting that my life when I'm awake, so you will hear more of the former and less of the latter from now on. And without further ado, I had an amazing dream last night. (Oh yeah, the lines represent parts of the dream that I can't remember.)

    Maybe I am a wind element? That sounded gay. )
    Monday, July 9th, 2007
    3:48 pm
    There's the girl that left me bitter... want to pay some other girl to walk up to her and hit her
    So... uhhh..... livin' at Shane's still!  He is a cool landlord because he is totally going to wait until I get my next paycheck to cash my rent check so that I can pay my car insurance.  He is super nice.  I am working at a massage place as a receptionist and I am about to start working as a cashier for a public pool, too.  Things are coming along nicely. 

    Tomorrow morning I have an appointment with Scirex to do a wisdom teeth study.  They will pay me off so that they may steal my teeth!  Also, they give me pain killers.  Good news. 

    Yesterday was a particularly bad day.  I have had to get back on birth control to do this study, and I think it is fucking with me.  I have enough estrogen as it is.  Fuck. 

    I did acid again on Saturday with Cassie, and we had a really great time.  We watched John Tucker Must Die, which is basically the most worthless movie of all time, and some crazy Polish stop-animation films, and Evolution with Mulder!  It was really bad, though.  Like, really bad.  And we walked the dog and sat in a football field for a while then listened to Of Montreal's "Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?" in Chris' car,  which I loved.  I have been listening to it non-stop since then.  It's like reading someone's diary. 

    Oh yeah, Mysterious Skin is good, The Last Unicorn fucking sucks, and Finding Neverland is alright. 

    Current Music: Of Montreal - Bunny Ain't No Kind of Rider
    Thursday, June 21st, 2007
    4:43 pm
    Thursday, June 14th, 2007
    2:19 pm
    Life is strange. I smoke a lot of pot now. Not a LOT of it, but more often. I guess that is what being unemployed does to you. Well, kind of unemployed. Also, I have been drinking a whole lot less.

    I have moved all my stuff into Shane's house now. I like living here, although it is a bit lonely. Shane is a little reclusive, and is in his room a lot. Then again, so am I. I guess maybe I just want to be alone. I like my room a lot, though. It's big. I haven't even plugged in my television here. It's so weird to have my own computer and high speed internet connection. I've seriously never had that, and I can watch things on it. It's amazing.

    I got a job at the Fire Bowl Cafe on Brodie and started on Monday. And I think I had the wrong idea about restaurant jobs. Because I hated it. I say hated because I quit today after being offered two other jobs. I seemed to somehow forget that when I was working at Mangia, I would come home every night with my feet aching and no energy. But don't get me wrong, I'm still glad I quit my accounting job. About the other two jobs, though, one is at a public pool, sitting around and taking money from people. That starts next week. I can draw or read or listen to music, and it pays pretty well. And one at this other place I don't feel like describing. I think I am going to do them both part time.

    It is still undecided whether or not I will give my brother a kidney. There are at least two people ahead of me on the candidate list.

    Current Music: Yakuza Heart Attack - Double Death Journey
    Friday, June 1st, 2007
    1:12 am
    Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
    1:24 am
    The aftermath.
    What has happened between now and then, in chronological order.   ... I think:

    - Took acid.
    - Made some startling realizations.
    - Decided to quit drinking too much.
    - Quit my job.
    - Drank too much.
    - Danced at Elysium, thrice.
    - Had a yard sale.
    - Moved into Shane's early.
    - Now unemployed, but at least twice as happy. 

    I would elaborate, but... I just don't care anymore. 

    Current Music: Built to Spill - Distopian Dream Girl
    Wednesday, May 9th, 2007
    11:38 am
    I am your neighbor and a liar. By the way, do you have Zoe's number?
    Plans have changed, of course.  Madison is moving back up to Illinois for a while.  I'm still moving in with Shane at the end of next month, but I think Margaret is going to be living in Madison's old room.  I am so excited.  I'm still going to plant a garden.
     
    I handed in my letter of resignation for my job on Thursday.  My last day is May 25th.  I would be just fine if I never sat in front of a computer for an eight hour work day ever again.  I want to get a job at a plant nursery, or a restaurant, or Starbucks (good pay and health benefits), or basically anywhere that is not an office.  There is something about office work that just makes you feel like shit by the time you get home.  At least half the days I come home after work, I have a headache and I don't feel like doing ANYTHING.  I've started drawing again, though.  I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed it. 

    I finally watched the Science of Sleep.  I was just kind of confused the first time through, but the second time, it was awesome.  Not as awesome as Eternal Sunshine, but still, really good.  I understood it a lot better, and honestly, I haven't had a bad dream since.  My dreams have been much less stressful since I saw that movie.  It's weird, because for the past year or so, I can't remember one particularly good dream I've had.  Last night, I actually had one where something was funny.  Like, in the dream.  I can't remember that ever happening before.  Maybe I was just always focused on the wrong parts of my dreams, I don't know. 

    I love Craigslist.



    [11:36] Cassie: that is cute
    [11:36] Cassie: i could use an asian dude
    [11:36] Cassie: that works
    [11:37] SpilledMilkInc: Hmm... I do want a chair in my room.
    [11:37] SpilledMilkInc: And the dude IS asian...
    [11:38] Cassie: and he does SAY things
    [11:39] Cassie: like .999 repeating really DOES equal 1, or hey, let's put on some cowboy bebop
    [11:39] SpilledMilkInc: HAHAH
    Wednesday, April 11th, 2007
    3:49 pm
    IMMA MAKIN' SOME MONEY
    I have been very busy. Some crazy rich lady hired me to do her accounting, get her bank accounts situated, because she is going through a several hundred thousand dollar divorce with several million dollars in question. I just finished last night, had to stay at the office until 11 p.m. because the mediation was this afternoon at one. She was paying me $12 an hour and $18 on the weekend, though. So it was worth it. I made about $450 in five days, on top of my regular job. I am balllin'.

    This opportunity just kind of fell in my lap, though. My boss does accounting for this woman named Jackie, who happens to be CRL's best friend.  She called the office and Stephen wasn't available, so she asked me to help. And CRL is going to keep me working for her part time from now on, and maybe full time when she starts her next business. I am very excited. I'm meeting her tonight (I haven't met her yet). It's her birthday, and Jackie invited me out to dinner and drinks with the richies. I told her I liked whiskey, and she said, "Oh, you'll fit right in!" Rich people like to drink a lot. I am pretty excited/nervous.

    The other big news is that I am moving into Shane's house at the end of June. It is on the other side of town from my job, but he is only going to charge me about $500 a month, bills included. I might actually be able to save some money! And I will be living with Madison, but in separate rooms. It's going to be very interesting. I always said I would not have roommates like this situation again, but I will be living with a cool dude and my best friend, so I think it will be better. Also, no girls, so less emotions. I'm excited about this, too. I just wish June came sooner. I'm going to have a garden in the back yard. It is a very nice house. One of those rich yuppie person houses.

    It has been cold and rainy for almost a week now. Today is the first day with sunshine, and it is perfect outside. I'm thinking about walking across the street to Walgreens and getting some candy. Candy good.

    I have been having a pretty good time lately. I had a party last Saturday, and it was rainy and shitty, so not a lot of people came. It was still a really great party, though. Sometimes it just works out where there are just the right people to make the social interaction good. It's completely random, I wouldn't be able to plan it. Well, maybe I would. But either way, it's a pretty cool phenomenon. Here are some pictures:


    Brendan drunk dialing Portland, Justin in a tigger suit (goddammit.)


    Brendan trying to teach Madison how to swing dance. Not going to happen.


    Kira, Eric, Daniel.


    Braxton, RE4.


    Rock on, drunk guy.


    Madison and Bain, the apathetic gay lovers (really).


    Drunk guy! Drink the water!


    A failure.

    I had quite the good time. There were more people, but I only took pictures for about ten minutes, and those people are who happened to be in that area of the house at the time.

    My top right wisdom tooth has grown in a lot, and it is scraping a hole in the side of my mouth. This is disconcerting. It started to irritate me last week, and now it hurts quite a bit. I'm scared to go to the dentist, though, and poor, so I'm not quite sure what to do. I might go get some x-rays done tomorrow morning. I called up a couple of those places that pay you for being a lab rat for their pain medicine, but the woman asked me if I'd done any drugs recently, and I told her pot, and she said I would have to wait three months and not smoke any at all to get this done. Which I think is total shit, but whatever. At first I was mad at myself for telling the truth, but after I thought about it, I was okay, because they would've given me a drug test there anyway, and I would have wasted my time.

    Also, I have a cold sore. They usually come when I get really stressed out or nervous, and the work I did for CRL stressed me out pretty good. I used to get one right before Madison would fly down to visit me almost every time.

    This afternoon, Blair, my co-worker, came back from lunch and walked into my office to get a file, and he asked if there were any messages for him.  And I had my back to him, putting away some papers, and I said, "Nope.  No one likes you."  And there was silence.  So I turned around, and he was just staring at me in angry disbelief.  

    Current Music: Iron and Wine
    Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
    5:49 pm
    Tech talk.
    Reasons not to use Windows. 

    [05:28] Bain: did you know that free operating systems are better than 300$ ones?

    [05:28] SpilledMilkInc: Yes !
    [05:28] Bain: microsoft is a very evil and shitty corporation
    [05:28] Bain: and i used to think they were necessary

    [05:28] SpilledMilkInc: Yeah, definitely.  Apple is too.
    [05:28] Bain: but their stock will be crashing
    [05:28] SpilledMilkInc: What OS do you have now
    [05:29] Bain: i am installing ubuntu right now
    [05:29] Bain: on my laptop
    [05:29] Bain: it kinda looks like OS but without all the added mac faggotry

    [05:29] SpilledMilkInc: I liked some of the added mac faggotry!
    [05:29] SpilledMilkInc: I liked dashboard.
    [05:29] SpilledMilkInc: And widgets.

    [05:30] Bain: i don't know what they do
    [05:30] Bain: i felt the problem with apple fanboys is that they rave about the programs that come on macs...but that you can find for windows for free that do the same exact thing

    [05:31] SpilledMilkInc: How do you get ubuntu ? And why dont' more people have it if it is so awesome?
    [05:31] SpilledMilkInc: Haha, yep.

    [05:31] Bain: www.ubuntu.com
    [05:31] Bain: they even have WINE, which will run any windows program
    [05:31] Bain: they have every level of sound editting possible on windows

    [05:32] SpilledMilkInc: Damn.
    [05:32] Bain: i know.
    [05:32] SpilledMilkInc: So really, why haven't I heard of this?
    [05:32] Bain: no idea
    [05:32] SpilledMilkInc: Damn, it does look lik OS
    [05:33] Bain: usually people who run linux are hard core geeks, but ubuntu is all visual so it's not hard to learn
    [05:33] Bain: i was gonna put redhat or some other linux on my computer because vista is crap, then my friend told me to try ubuntu

    [05:34] SpilledMilkInc: That is awesome.
    [05:34] SpilledMilkInc: Tell me how it works out.
    [05:34] SpilledMilkInc: Can you keep all your files?
    [05:34] SpilledMilkInc: Or is it better to wipe your harddrive clean first?

    [05:35] Bain: you can keep all your files i'm pretty sure, i just deleted all of mine because i had nothing important
    [05:35] Bain: you can actually burn a cd and run ubuntu off the cd if you want to play with it first

    [05:36] SpilledMilkInc: Badass.
    [05:36] SpilledMilkInc: I am so doing that when I get home.
    [05:37] SpilledMilkInc: I am seriously tired of this windows shit.
    [05:38] SpilledMilkInc: My friend was like, "I am getting a new laptop and I want windows vista"
    [05:38] SpilledMilkInc: And I was like why the hell would you want that shit.
    [05:38] SpilledMilkInc: At least if you're going to get a PC operating system, get 2000pro or XPpro (which is worse, I think).
    [05:39] SpilledMilkInc: Ones that have most of the bugs established and hopefully taken care of.
    [05:39] SpilledMilkInc: Getting a computer with a new OS on it is like buying a fucking lit bomb.
    [05:39] SpilledMilkInc: It's retarded.

    [05:39] Bain: yes
    [05:39] Bain: vista has major security flaws
    [05:39] Bain: xp still does
    [05:39] Bain: and it's been out for years

    [05:39] SpilledMilkInc: I'm sure it has a lot more than just security flaws.
    [05:39] SpilledMilkInc: Windows is basically just one big flaw.

    [05:39] Bain: ya
    [05:40] Bain: it's true

    [05:40] SpilledMilkInc: Macs are not much better, but I worked on a computer with OSX on it for like ten months and never had ONE problem.
    [05:40] SpilledMilkInc: Not one.

    [05:40] Bain: it seems like dumb luck that everyone uses it
    [05:40] SpilledMilkInc: Haha, I know.  Kind of like Christianity.
    [05:40] Bain: yup
    [05:41] SpilledMilkInc: Wow.  Windows is like the Christianity of the computer world.
    [05:41] SpilledMilkInc: The only people that like it are Republicans and non-Republicans that don't know any better.
    [05:41] SpilledMilkInc: And old people.
    [05:41] SpilledMilkInc: Because they don't know anything else exists.  They think Windows is just COMPUTER.
    [05:42] SpilledMilkInc: And the old people are probably Republicans too

    [05:43] Bain: old people don't understand computers
    [05:43] Bain: it's like a tv to them

    [05:44] SpilledMilkInc: Haha.  Saving a word file is like nuclear physics.
    [05:44] SpilledMilkInc: I was on the phone for a full seven minutes with my mom trying to get her to understand how to drag a file from one window and drop it into another.

    [05:44] Bain: click...now this is the tricky part...hold down the button
    [05:44] SpilledMilkInc: Seven minutes.  Of that.  Which doesn't seem like that long initially, but if you think about it, that is a long fucking time to be explaining something like tha.t
    [05:45] Bain: don't let go
    [05:45] SpilledMilkInc: Haha.  We had the most trouble because when I would say, "Open my documents."  "Now open my music." she would open my documents, then open my music in the same window.
    [05:46] SpilledMilkInc: Maybe not as bad as your mom though.
    [05:47] SpilledMilkInc: Because she didn't even scan the picture.  It just appeared on her computer.
    [05:47] SpilledMilkInc: ISN'T.  THAT.  WEIRD? 


    Yeah, his mom is a hippie and told me this picture she drew.  On paper.  Just showed up as her desktop image one day.  She didn't even scan it.  I love it. 
    Monday, March 26th, 2007
    9:31 pm
    I took mushrooms on Friday night.  I love them.  I didn't take enough to hallucinate much (not like you actually REALLY hallucinate anyway), but everything was so fucking beautiful.  Jen, Victoria, Madison, and I hung out, and Jen and I were the only ones who took them.  Jen was disappointed because she didn't see anything.  She left around 11 or so, and Victoria and I went to the house across the street from mine and unscrewed their front porch light because it was obnoxious and distracting.  I looked at the sky A LOT.  And we basically just hung out on my front porch for about five hours talking and listening to music.  I smoked like an entire pack of cigarettes and drank about five cups of coffee.  And smoked a lot of weed and said many very profound things.  Needless to say, it was one of the best nights I have had in a long time.  And probably the best night I've had in many years without alcohol.  I plan on doing mushrooms again in the near future. 

    Uhh...  I don't know what else is new.  I went to my first bra fitting on Saturday.  That was fun (not really).  I found out I was wearing a cup size too small, very unpleasant.

    I went shopping for my healthier foods last night!  I got stuff to make tomato bisque and tostadas and mushroom enchiladas with portabello (which I actually made tonight - they are pretty good), etc.  I've never made enchiladas, so I'm sure they did not turn out as great as they could, but whatever.

    Current Music: X-Clan - Cosmic Ark
    Friday, March 16th, 2007
    12:06 pm
    FLAVA FLAAAAAVE!
    FREE SHOW TODAY!!! 

    Public Enemy and Ozomotli, Auditorium Shores, music starts at 5:45.  I AM SO THERE. 
    Austin, YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS.
    Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
    3:50 pm
    PEDO PARTY
    Today 4chan told me to go to this adult chatroom. So I did, under the alias "sunshine_gurl_16" and immediately got about five private messages, and at least two every minute for the next half hour.



    Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
    5:25 pm
    March birthdays.
    Last year, there was a lot of mud at this party. This year, there will be a lot of Shatner.

    Hosted By: Jimmie & Cas & Chris
    When: Saturday Mar 03, 2007
    at 8:00 PM
    Where: Chris and Cas'
    4017 Victory Drive Apt 132
    Austin, TX 78704
    United States
    Description:
    Jimmie & Cas & Chris

    Click Here To View Event
    Monday, February 19th, 2007
    4:22 pm
    Jessi Bruce, mouse artist extrordinaire (not really).
    Two new oekakis:



    The beautiful Madison.




    Catwoman. I did this one today.

    So I finally got the new Zelda game for Gamecube, thanks to my tax return bling. Unfortunately, my brakes started grinding, so I had to pay $200 to get those fixed. But I have been working pretty long hours, so I will be receiving a handsome paycheck this Friday. I'm not too worried.

    I guess that's it. I'm looking forward to going home and playing Zelda!
    Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
    5:15 pm
    I have re-discovered Oekaki, which is a java drawing program online. It's hard to draw with a mouse, but the coolest thing is that it saves the animation from start to finish. Here is my second piece (the first one is too crappy to post on here).



    And here is the animation:

    http://neondragonart.com/oekaki/picture.cgi?mode=pchviewer&id=1171488653&board=default

    I still competely suck at drawing hands after all these years.

    Happy Valentine's Day. It's too freaking cold outside.
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